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Happy Friggin Birthday

pooOh no, what are the odds that at the exact time you were having your 16th birthday party, a  shower of  feces rains down on you? Jacinta and 40 guests were merrily celebrating the big event in their New York backyard when they looked up into the sky and no, it’s not a bird , no it’s not Superman…..but five  friggin planes. The likelihood is one of the those planes decided to dump their motherload of sh*t onto them. The father was just grateful they had finished eating the birthday cake minutes before the brown shower.

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Loon Was At The RAAF

As the search for Malaysian Airlines flight M370 goes into its third week it has been revealed that the Malaysian Government has so far refused to release the full list of items that were being carried in the cargo hold of the plane to Australian authorities (or anyone else for that matter). This has been raising already suspicious eyebrows about what the plane was really carrying and pissing off the pilots who have unenviable task of looking for a friggin needle in a oceanstack. What is Malaysia hiding?

Anywho, for those who don’t know much about Western Australia, the global contingent of planes that have been arriving from around the world to help in the search are making their home at the RAAF Pearce Airbase in Bullsbrook which is basically “out in the boonies” (downtown rural). The base is quite unique as it is right next to the Great Northern Highway where the planes literally land over you. I drove out there yesterday to check out the activity and have a sticky beak. The Chinese planes had just arrived and were out on the tarmac and the two Japanese aircrafts were coming into land, whilst the poor foreign journos were plonked under trees in a small designated area near the main entrance. When I left they were busily writing up their news updates on fold up tables with their car beams as their only source of lighting (sucks to be them). You would think someone would have set up a makeshift tent for them (the bullants and Mozzies must have been having a field day). Greta and Geraldo will not be impressed if they have to venture this way…. unless, of course, they want to bunker down at the Red Roof Hotel Motel or a B&B at Upperthong.

Oh and before I forget, a big hats off and applaud to all the servicemen and servicewomen from around the globe who have put their political differences aside to help find flight M370 . What a wonderful and surprising world we live in. Bravo guys.

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Seeding Clouds

Oh for crying out loud, not happy with global warming scientists are now bitching that airplanes flying through clouds are altering  our weather.  They claim planes can cause rain and snow by punching through the clouds., which would explain why areas surrounding airports have more rain.  Hmm, still no cure for cancer!

 

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Landing Gear Down

OK, your it!

The coolest way to divert airplanes in India is to get drunk and run naked down the runway. It works! The Delhi airport had it’s hands full trying to detain a naked , drunk man, who had jumped a three meter high fence so he could play  chicken with the landing planes. Eventually the runway had to be closed while security went out to grab him. Ewh, I could think of better things to do than chase a naked drunk dude in India !

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