WTF. Is Kimmy Jong Il OK? NASA are freaking out after satellite images show North Korea on friggin fire! Say it ain’t so! Huge plumes of smoke can be seen very clearly billowing across the northeast of the country. Everyone panic. Hmm, maybe Kim Jong Il is simply having a BBQ. The plume can be seen wafting across the Sea of Japan.Rumors around South Korea’s gossip mill say the fires could have been deliberately lit to reclaim farmland.
Psst Oh for goodness sakes please don’t let it be the friggin Pyongy breweries, I have a case of 75% on order for Chrissy!