As parents were laying flowers on the grave of their son they got the fright of their life when they heard ‘Hello mum and dad. I’m back.’ coming from behind them. Hmm, seems that wasn’t their son in the grave but a random they had identified as their missing son. Their real son, who had up and left to ‘find himself’ in 2011, had no clue that his parents thought he was dead. Evidently following the son’s disappearance the police notified them about a body found in a forrest which they mistakenly identified. Police are now reopening files and exhuming the body to find out who is in the grave.
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Run loons, archeologists in Poland have unearthed a friggin vampire graveyard. Hmm, maybe they should stake it out. The skeletons, which had their heads removed and placed near their legs, were found during road construction. This practice was popular in medieval times to make sure that if a corpse rose from the dead it couldn’t find its head. Hello, a headless vampire is just as scary!!!!
A Polish rapper has had an enormous bronze dog turd statue erected on a patch of grass in Dominican Square to remind people to pick up after their dogs. There are over 1250 doggy dumping disposal bins in the city collecting over 143 tonnes of dog shit a year but despite this, people still fail to scoop the poop.
Psst I am so disappointed it wasn’t a curly pile of poop statue 😦 !!!
Honey, sweetie, darl if you are going to rob a bank don’t do it with a spoon, it will only end in tears! Staff in Lublin Poland were more than bemused when a ginger head man burst into the branch and shouted “This is a stick up.” armed with a kitchen utensil. When customers realized the fool was holding a piece of cutlery they all began laughing and the man ran away with the spoon.
Oh for goodness sakes people! A Polish man has finally cleared his name after a neighbor accused him of kicking her bucket. Yes, that’s right, he kicked her friggin £3 bucket so hard it landed in the bushes! After the kick Alicja Tomankiewicz was so pissed with Waldemar Wilk she took him to court! Mr Wilk thought video footage of Ms Tomankiewicz using the bucket after the incident was proof enough he did no harm to her friggin bucket. But alas they couldn’t prove the footage was taken before or after the kick, so they brought in an expert to see if kicking a bucket really hard could damage it! OMG, get a life people! Anywho, poor old Wilk was found guilty! It was only after his appeal did the court finally drop all charges.
Psst The case dragged on for 18 months, lucky he didn’t really kick the bucket!
OK I have been avoiding writing about the recent Yeti sightings (mainly to dodge a dissing by Bearman) but now that things have hotted up I feel it’s my duty. Justyna Folger is the latest person to get up close and personal with the elusive creature. She claims the Yeti was spying on her as she took a dip in her bikini in a secluded stream in the Tatra mountains, Poland (don’t ask Ann, I haven’t a clue why the bikini!). The 19 year old claims that at first she thought it was a bear but it suddenly got up on two legs and took off. Hmm, come on people, that could be any old perv! Oooh but check out the recent “caught on video” footage by tourist Piotr Kowalski of the Yeti wandering aimless on the Polish mountain.
Psst And Jammers, no I don’t think he would come out for chicken noodle soup w/Chinese five spice, curry and Tabasco !
Oooh nothing like using the Hitler excuse to remove a tree. Seems a towering oak tree is getting in the way of plans for a new roundabout in the town of Jaslo, Poland. In a sneeky attempt to have the 40ft tree removed, Mayor Maria Kurowska is using the argument that the oak was a birthday gift from Adolf Hitler and thus a sad reminder of the town’s history. Nice one. One of the town’s historians said he remembered the little oak tree arriving to the occupied town in 1942, wrapped in the Nazi swastika flag. He believed the plant had came from Hitler’s hometown of Braunau am Innit and was a vane attempt to “Germanize” the town. Tree protester Kazimierz Polak argues “The tree has not hurt anyone and is not guilty of anything,”. Anywho, the fate of the tree will be decided in a few weeks but the Mayor is trying her damnedest to sway the locals “If we keep it, we will walk in the city center remembering this is Hitler’s tree.” Yeah well, you have been doing that for 67 years without it bothering you!