Definition of awkward? The clumsy Indiana police chief who waltzed into a gun store and accidentally shot himself in the leg after it got caught in his clothing. Hmm, anyone else got an adjective to describe this calamity? Anyone?
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Hey loons, remember Marisol Valles Garcia the 20 year old college student who was hired as police chief because everyone else quit? Yeah her. Well anywho, she’s fled. Seems those drug cartel death threats work. Garcia took up the most dangerous job on earth after candidates pulled out due to the gunning down of the Mayor of Praxedis G. Guerrero and her son. Oh and guess what? It’s rumored she’s fled to the US of A seeking asylum. Attagirl, they won’t get ya there!
Introducing Marisol Valles the bravest friggin 20 year old in Mexico. The criminology student has just been named the police chief of the drug plagued town of Guadalupe located near the US border because nobody else wanted the friggin job. Last week alone there was 8 murders in the town which only has a population of 10,000. The mayor was murdered in June and lets not forget to mention the numerous police and security guards who’ve been beheaded this year. Good luck with that Honey!
Well alrighty then, men who have had their penis enlarged need not apply for a job as a police officer in Indonesia’s Papua, OK? Seems the Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto ain’t signing up no big dicks because for starters it hinders their training. Evidently some of the Papuan tribesmen have a do-it-yourself method for getting themselves well endowed. OK, OK Bearman, I know you are dying to know how, so here goes… they wrap their penis in leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so it swells to an enormous size and viola (one red, itchy as hell, swollen dick!). Hmm, I can now see how it hinders their training!