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I Quit

Lordie, lordie, lordie, you know it’s time to get out of town when the entire police force quit after being attacked by friggin drug cartel gunmen. Yes sirree, all 14 police officers from the town of Los Ramones in Mexico handed in their badges after a drug gang  opened fire on their headquarters. Sheez, $322 a month ain’t worth dying for. During the attack over 1,000 bullets were fired and 6 grenades were flung at the building. Despite no injures, 6 police vehicles were destroyed. So how does a town without police work? Sheez, it’s enough to make you go on drugs!



Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never

Drug Cartels Are The New Bin Laden

I'm team Zetas

Who’d want to be a police officer for all the drug cartels in Mexico? Sheez, on Friday nine officers vanished in the Mexican state of Guerrero in what is believed to be a mass cop abduction. Six bodies were later found in a ravine (4 dismembered), two headless bodies were found in a small coastal town (after the heads were thrown from a moving vehicle into a refreshment stand) and one lucky bastard managed to survive.Several of the bodies had warning notes stuck on them. Seems the Mexican government is now resigned to the fact that they are  powerless to stop the carnage as two gangs, the Gulf Cartel and the Zetas, fight it out for control of the region. Over 28,000 people have died in drug related fighting in Mexico since 2006 and it isn’t likely to stop anytime soon. Sadly, this will probably end up yet another problem for the US, who in the end will be expected to fix it.

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Valentine’s Day Sting

The candyman can...

Those cheeky devils in Maryland made 15 arrests over Valentine’s Day by getting a police officer to pretend to be a candy delivery worker. Brilliant. Here’s how it all went down, Sergeant Tanya Pfaltzgraff called a group of suckers, who had unserved warrants. She then told them they had been given a Valentine’s present and they needed to know a good time for it to be delivered. Once a time was set Lt. Jennifer Gilbert-Duran then posed as a driver for Keystone Candigrams (hmm, I wonder if the “keystone” pun was intended?) and busted them the moment they signed for their pressie. The biggest hoot about the sting operation was they each made a scheduled time for their own arrest.


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