Tag Archives: police station

Craps!

OK, here’s the thing drunk Oregon man, going into an Nebraska police station and asking for blackjack chips is one thing but coming back again, that’s a night in the cell!!! The 21 year old, who registered three times over the state’s legal limit, was so blottoed he kept thinking the station was a casino. In the end they threw him into a cell to sober him up but he wasn’t charged. Guess the chips were down!

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Drunk Leading The Drunk

Anyone seen my man?

Drunk woman drives to police station to pick up her drunk boyfriend. That’s a fail right there! The trick in these situations is, never ever  open your mouth. On a bright note seems the couple were made for each other!

 

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Not The Best Of Hiding Places

Hey psst, dumbass. If you are going to steal a bottle of schnapps and some cough drops from a Wyoming store don’t then go hide in a nearby building if it is a friggin police station. For goodness sakes, you know it’s going to end in tears.

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That Will Explain The Smell!

Body left on roof of police station for two years

Doh!

Sheez guys! A corpse has been found on the roof of a police station in India. Seems it’s been up there for 2 friggin years! Whoopsie. Chukkan Nishad went missing in 2007 and was later found murdered. His body was suppose to be DNA tested but one thing lead to another and he was put in a body bag and left on the roof. Police will return his bones to the family after they finish the appropriate paperwork. Hmm, why bother?

Psst Mr Nihad’s murder is now a cold case.

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