You know your mum’s stew is friggin awesome when, she rings the police and has you arrested for stealing it. Damn straight, A New Mexican woman had her son arrested for stealing her posole after she told him he couldn’t have any. When her son texted her to ask for some posole she said NO. Next thing she knows , the gate and garage are broken and the stew on the stove is GONE.
PSST Judge dismissed the case.
OK, I’m not here to judge (lol) but way to go girl. A teen cancer patient had one of her bucket list wishes come true, She got to friggin taser someone. Woohoo, I would love to do that. The Newark police stepped up for the challenge and the teen got to zap a cop. The volunteer cop said “It is unpleasant to say the least, but if for five seconds if it makes somebody’s kind of dream come true, especially in her situation, I think it was well worth it,”
When police received a call that an elderly woman appeared to be freezing to death in a car they raced to the scene. Inside the car was an old lady wearing an oxygen mask and appearing unresponsive. After they smashed a side window to assist her, they realised they could do nothing for her because she was a life-sized CPR training mannequin. Awks. When the owner of the car appeared , he was more than slightly pissed that his car had been damaged but police responded with this statement …”Just to clear the record, all citizens of Hudson should be put on notice that if you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life-size realistic mannequin seated in it…we will break your window,” Too right!
Oh well, seems Aussie police aren’t immune to the occasional awks. Seems the men in blue spent 7 hours outside a house in an apparent standoff. Only prob, the house was empty. The Critical Incident Response Team members claim they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house but when they finally decided to enter…..crickets. Pity the fool who had to tell the school that had been in lock down all that time.
Oh for the love of a XXXX, an Aussie man got himself in trouble with the law after he used a seatbelt to secure his 2 cartons of beer while his kids were left unrestrained on the adult’s laps and on the floor of the vehicle.
Move on nothing to see here, the persistent late night door knocking culprit has been found. When a California family were awoken at 1.30am by a mysterious knocking at their front door they rang police. When they arrived they saw the culprit still
head butting knocking…. it was a goat. The goat was taken into custody and later reunited with its worried owners.
Montana police rushed to a family house after neighbours reported hearing loud shouting, screams and gunshots . Police set up a perimeter around the house and drew their weapons before approaching. What they found was truly disturbing…. a family sitting around their TV watching the mid-season premier of Walking Dead.