You gotta love Austrian ingenuity. When a police officer pulled over on the State highway to monitor traffic he set off a booby trap that covered him in manure. The officer tripped a fishing line attached to the bucket of poop that set off explosives that kaboomed him. The intended target was believed to be traffic cops who frequent the spot. Shit happens.
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Awkward. A New Mexico State Policeman had no idea that a surveillance camera was filming him having sex on the hood of a car with a woman while still in his uniform.The officer believed to be Bert Lopez was named “Officer of the Year” in 2010 for “going above and beyond the call of duty.” Hmm, you can say that again!
Psst No word on who owned the chihuahua!
UPDATE: The dude’s been fired. So now, he’s been totally screwed! What about all this “going above and beyond the call of duty.” ? Mixed messages, me thinks.
OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to set up an insurance scam, don’t be assuming the “brown” policeman can’t speak 7 friggin languages. When constable Charanjit Meharu arrived at a suspected home burglary in Calgary the alleged victim was hysterical, claiming she had lost everything. Hmm, then her father rang. She told her father over the phone (in French) that she and her boyfriend had set up the robbery so they could claim the insurance. This while Constable Meharu took notes. When she finally hung up he told her ‘Merci beaucoup.’
OK people what’s the first thing you do when you are attempt to rob a bank but discover their is a uniformed cop standing right behind you in line? Eat the friggin evidence, that’s what! Lois Harvey had handed the teller her ” this is a stick up note” when she spied the copper and decided to make a run for it. She grabbed the note and fled with the policeman in hot pursuit, that’s when she decided to eat it. Unfortunately the paper was too hard to swallow and she upchucked it onto the sidewalk. Pity the fool who will have to show that as evidence in her trial!
OK, here’s the thing police officer from the University of Illinois, when tucking your 40-caliber gun in your waistband make sure it doesn’t go off and shoot you in the ass! Officer Bryan Mallin was off duty and visiting a shopping center when either his finger or clothing accidentally got hooked in the trigger. Kaboom!