Everyone knows the best way to market something is to create a calendar featuring a series of nude women draped over your product. That is, unless you are a Polish coffin maker. O Oh, what started as a good idea has ended with Polish Catholic Church officials demanding the calendars , which are being sold for charity, to be withdrawn immediately as “human death should be respected and not mixed with sex.”
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You know what I hate? Getting pregnant and suddenly having a craving for furniture polish. I really friggin hate that. Just ask poor 7 month pregnant Emma Veness who has a constant craving for polish. She now eats the content straight out of the can. Oh and if you were wondering what her polish of choice is, its Asda Smart Price polish. Yummy! Yes, she is seeking help, gosh!
Psst Clean house I bet!