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How To Sell A Coffin

polish-coffinEveryone knows the best way to market something is to create a calendar featuring a series of nude women draped over your product. That is, unless you are a Polish coffin maker. O Oh, what started as a good idea has ended with Polish Catholic Church officials demanding the calendars , which are being sold for charity, to be withdrawn immediately as “human death should be respected and not mixed with sex.”

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Polish Prosecutor Shoots Himself at a News Conference

Is it me or when a military prosecutor, leading the enquiry into the 2010 air crash that killed the Polish president, holds a news conference and then shoots himself, there is something they aren’t telling us! Colonel Mikolaj Przybyl has had a rough time since taking on the role as prosecuctor having been targeted in several attacks on his home and his car. Before putting the gun to his head and pulling the trigger, he spoke  about corruption and criminal organisations in the military.Oh dear, there’s the prob right there!

Psst Seems Przbyl ain’t a very good shot as he is expected to make a full recovery.

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A Craving Which Will Leave You Sparkling On The Inside

You know what I hate? Getting pregnant and suddenly having a craving for furniture polish. I really friggin hate that. Just ask poor 7 month pregnant Emma Veness who has a constant craving for polish. She now eats the content straight out of the can. Oh and if you were wondering what her polish of choice is, its Asda Smart Price polish. Yummy! Yes, she is seeking help, gosh!

Psst Clean house I bet!

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