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Something You Might Not Know About Warren Jeffs

You dirty birdy!!!

Ewh, here’s something you don’t want to hear while eating your Cheerios. Polygamist rapist Warren Jeffs likes to masturbate up to 15 times a day whilst in jail. One of the lucky prison guards assigned to the tosser said Jeffs was continually slapping the sausage and not at all perturbed at who saw. Hmm, he’s gonna have some mighty sore wrists and a guide dog by the time he gets out!!!!

Want sauce (sorry for the pun)  with that?

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Bye bye Warrren Jeffs

Tsk, tsk, don't use my name in vain fool!

Well on the bright side Texan polygamist Warren Jeffs wont be short of visitors after he was sentenced to life in jail, it’s believed he has 78 wives and  31 daughters. The spiritual leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, who saw fit to have sex with a young girls under the ruse of “spiritual marriage”, will spend the rest of his life trying not to drop the soap. Dude, you shouldn’t have taped it. Juries hate having to listen to you raping a little girl. See ya, don’t want to be ya!

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Bet You Missed A Few Anniversaries!

 

What do you mean the weddings off?

 

Alas, poor Ancentus “Danger” Akuku has died. Akuku you ask? Well, he’s the notorious Keyan polygamist who had 100 wives. Hmm, I am guessing he finally found peace. Nicknamed “danger” for his ability to woo women, Akuku was in his 90’s when he died from high blood pressure! No kidding, 100 wives, 160 kids and 30 divorces it’s a friggin miracle he lived that long. RIP Akuku, you deserve it!

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