Alas poor Yorrick, a man of infinite jest is placing human poo in the dryers at Yale University. The first victim opened up the dryer expecting to find her clothes soft and warm but instead was faced with an unfathomable horror … the poo cycle. Not only had her clothes been spinning around with someone’s feces the culprit had also taken a leak in there as well. She told reporters “I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone,” So far the perpertrator has claimed three victims.
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Two families in Ontario suspect passing airplanes have been dropping crap on their properties and by crap I mean poop. The families say that their cars and driveways where splattered with petrid smelling feces which could have only come from above….. from either a plane or a “pterodactyl”. Airport authorities say samples have been analysed and it definitely ain’t their shit.
Some penguins, who will remain nameless, are so pissed that the new pandas at the Edinburgh Zoo are getting all the attention they have resorted to flinging poo at visitors. The penguins have extremely good aim and have no problem hitting their intended target….the panda lovers. The jealous penguins are located a little higher than the pandas, and have a clear view of the large crowds lining up to see Tian Tian and Yang Guang each day. So far only a few visitors have been sprayed with the oily, fish smelly poop but given the pandas intended 10 year stay, there is no doubt there will be many more victims.
Ewh, step away from the water in Weston folks, its full of owl poop. Yep, a public works employee in the small town in Oregon discovered E.Coli bacteria in the water and went to investigate. Hmm, seems an itty bitty owl has built a nest over the town’s water supply and has been using it as a toilet. The water is currently unsafe to drink.
Psst And no FF, I haven’t got footage of the owl in action!
You know what I hate? When your postie poops in your yard. I really friggin hate that! A Portland homeowner was so horrified at what he was witnessing from his living room window he grabbed his camera. Don Derfler saw the postman pull down his pants and shit in his garden. That’s one nasty delivery. Postie has been suspended pending an investigation.
Psst Are you all thinking what I am? How did he wipe his ass?