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Catholic Church Cleaning Up Its Act

priestPraise the Lord. Pope Francis is thinking about lifting the Catholic celibacy law to allow priests to marry. This comes on the back of the announcement that 2% of those in the church, including priests, bishops and cardinals are pedophiles.

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Pope Blesses Parrot

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Who’s a pretty boy

Pope Francis just keeps getting cooler. During his general Wednesday audience at the Vatican, the popular Pope not only blessed a former male stripper turned porn star  but his parrot too. Pope Francis told the awe struck actor it was ‘a beautiful gift from God.’. Oh loons, he was talking about the parrot for goodness sakes!!!!

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Holy Smoke There Is A New Pope

The Cardinals have voted and Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires will be staying in the building. Now known as Pope Francis, the lucky new pontiff will have to face the music over the looming scandals that have plagued the Church. So what do we know about Pope Francis?

He came in second to Pope Benedict during the last Pope-off.
Named himself after Francis of Assisi
Is anti gay marriage and anti abortion
Has one lung
He became a priest at 32.
He was involved in the bloody 1976-1983 military dictatorship.
He supports a football team nicknamed The Saints
Catches public transport

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