OK , here’s the thing Spanish zoo keepers, if you put a TV in Gina the chimp’s enclosure and let her use the remote so she can change channels by herself, of course she is going to find the porn channel. Dah! Seems Gina quickly got the hang of channel surfing and now she is obsessed with the human porn station. So much for evolution.
Tag Archives: porn
Chimp Addicted to Human Porn
Porn Watching Burglar Caught
OK, it’s one thing breaking into random people’s homes surf the net for porn on their computers but leaving behind lubricant and towels is just friggin gross. Now go wash your hands…sheez!!! The Oregon porn watching burglar was arrested and police say they have enough evidence to make the charges stick (ewh).
Filed under Friggin Gross, Well I Never
Number 1 Reason For Parental Lock Out System
A 13 year old boy who became obsessed with surfing the net looking for porn has found himself on the sex offender register. Hmm well son, did no one tell you kiddy porn is wrong?
Filed under Sore Loser, Whoops!
So How Long Do You Watch Porn A Day?
Yes, it’s a new study loons. So guess how long the average person sits at their computer and watches porn per day? 8 minutes and 35 seconds to be precise. Yep, that would be enough!
Filed under Friggin Surveys, Well I Never
Welcome To My Lair
OK here’s the thing sick little puppy, if you are going to flash your genitals and masturbate at a little kid, don’t invite the police into your house if you have friggin child pornography stuck on your walls and bedhead. Sheez, show some decorum! John Kohler admitted to exposing himself and possessing pictures, videos and files of child pornography after inviting the cops into his apartment .
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never