OK, here’s the thing Portland nurse, posting photos of a dying patient’s buttocks on your Facebook page and then making derogatory comments about them will result in a) Being fired from your job b) spending 8 days in jail c) prohibited from having a nursing license in the US d) being banned from Facebook and other social media sites or e) all of the above.
Tag Archives: Portland
Seven alleged drug dealers were arrested in Portland after fliers appeared throughout the neighborhood advertising “Heroin For Sale”. The added bonus, they also included their address. Seriously, you need to change your marketing strategy!
Attention Portlanders, the police would just like to ask all the cyclist competing in the World Naked Bike Ride to wear a helmet and shoes to avoid any potential injuries. Thank you.
Psst It’s legal in portland to be naked in public, just in case you were wondering!
You know what I hate? When your postie poops in your yard. I really friggin hate that! A Portland homeowner was so horrified at what he was witnessing from his living room window he grabbed his camera. Don Derfler saw the postman pull down his pants and shit in his garden. That’s one nasty delivery. Postie has been suspended pending an investigation.
Psst Are you all thinking what I am? How did he wipe his ass?
Dude, you snip stranger’s hair on a bus and then put glue in it, that’s 2 and a bit years jail in Oregon. Jared Walter was found guilty of third degree robbery and witness tampering after he was caught cutting large clumps of hair off bus passengers in the Portland area and then getting friends to lie and plant evidence to mislead investigators. Sheez, 2 years huh?
Remember when the Portland bomb squad were called out to destroy a suspicious package that turned out to be full of feces? Hmm, yeah well neither do I, but evidently the poo bomb was planted outside city hall by disgruntled former firefighter, Larry York. York eventually admitted to it after dobbing in another firefighter. There’s 37 yeas as a firefighter down the toilet!
Ewh, a man is facing charges after it was alleged he sprayed fox urine on protesters and a police officer outside a restaurant in Portland. No one is quite sure why he sprayed them as he wasn’t involved in the wage dispute protest but it may have been because he was sick and tired of the commotion near his apartment (which happens to be above the restaurant). Geez, forget the story, I want to know how he got a fox to pee into a container!