A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, who couldn’t wipe his bum because there was no toilet paper in his hotel room got all postal and caused $2,000 worth of damage. Shit!
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OMG, a one legged man with a craving for pizza has taken 5 people hostage at a small rural Post Office in western Virginia. It is believed three of the hostages are employees and the other two are customers. The hostage negotiators are on the phone with the wheelchair bound man as we speak and he’s told them there is a car full of explosives outside. Kaboom! His only demand so far is a pizza.