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Another Earthquake Predicted For Christchurch

Forget Paul the octopus or Hiedi the cross-eyed opussum, New Zealand has it’s own prediction expert and he’s friggin scary. The dude’s name is Ken Ring, a mathematician and weatherman who correctly  predicted the big shaker in Christchurch last month. Well anywho, he’s predicted another earthquake to hit the fair city in 2 weeks (20th March). EVERYBODY RUN!!!!! Evidently he uses the moon, sun and tidal activities to scare the shit out of people. Terrified residents are telling him to stop sending fear into the already vulnerable community but he says “If I lived in Christchurch, I’d get out for a few days over that time, go camping, visit friends, just get out and keep safe,”. Watch this space!

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End Of The World

Oh crap!

Attention all pessimists and worry warts, you might want to pencil in 21st of May 2011 into your diary, that’s the new “end of the world” date according to  Harold Camping.  And who the hell is he you may very well ask? Well he’s the owner of  a evangelical radio station and has studied the Bible for 70 years  so he knows a thing or two. So I suggest you might want to wrap up any loose ends.

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Paul The Octopus Says Spain Will Win World Cup

That friggin octopus has been at it again and this time he has predicted Spain will win the World Cup. Hmm, this should be interesting because Mani the parrot says Netherlands. Someone’s lying!

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World Cup’s Biggest Loser

OMG, while Paul the friggin psychic octopus basks in his friggin prediction glory, a British man is wondering where the hell it all went wrong after he placed the biggest World Cup bet in history, a half a million pounds, on Germany beating Spain.

Psst Well look on the bright side, you have broken two records, biggest bet, biggest loser! It’s all good!

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