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Is That A Gun In Your Pocket or Are…..Never Mind!

Look away men, this could bring a tear. A New York man suffering priapism, which causes painful erections lasting up to 6 hours at a time, has been arrested for trying to steal money from his dad. Reason? He was desperate for painkillers to give him some friggin relief. David Miller broke into his dad’s New York apartment, pulled a knife and demanded money. In response dad said “no” and rang police. Now David is in jail for burglary and attempted robbery, waiting for his dad to bail him out. Seems the poor guy has become addicted to oxycodone and painkillers.

Psst Maybe if he got a really, really, ugly girlfriend….ah never mind!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt

Careful What You Wish For

Ewh, ouch!

OMG, some poor dude in India underwent emergency surgery after his three week, yes, three week, erection just wouldn’t go away. Doctors said if they hadn’t performed the surgery to put him out of his misery, he would have died. As it is he is now impotent. The man was suffering from a condition called priapism where blood is prevented from draining out of the penis. If not treated the penis becomes gangrenous and/or withers away.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!