What’s the definition of ironic? When a inmate has his death sentence commuted to life and then goes and hangs himself a week later.70 year old George Smithey was convicted of murder, robbery and attempted rape in 1988 and sentence to death. However after his sentence was commuted to life, due to mental retardation, he used his bed sheet to end it all.
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OK here’s the thing Mr Judge, if you discover that a prisoner who has been locked up for 27 years is friggin innocent, let him go! Michael Green has been told he will have to wait an extra day before being released because the Dallas court wants to give him time to compose himself so he doesn’t freak out. WTF! Green was sentenced to 75 years jail for a 1983 kidnapping and sexual assault of a woman when he was 18 years old but recent DNA testing proved it wasn’t him. He’s angry, his family are angry and he just wants out!
Psst Irony alert….Green would have been up for parole in October anyways.
2nd Psst Due to the the statute of limitations the 4 other suspects won’t be charged with the crime.
OK, here’s the thing naked inmate wearing only socks, better luck next time. Bradley Norris tried the old, “can I go to the toilet trick”, after being transferred to Lake Wales Hospital in Florida. A smart thinking deputy shackled his ankles together first and a good thing she did because the moment he got out of bed he attacked her. In the ensuing fight Norris’s gown was ripped off his body but that didn’t stop him fleeing the room naked except for his socks.Sheez, how far can a naked, shackled guy get people? Answer- not very. Those friggin socks can be slippery!!!!
Oh for goodness sakes, an inmate at the Noble Correctional Facility in Caldwell (Ohio) has had to have surgery to remove a hot-sauce bottle from his butt. OK, OK, I know what you are thinking, he picked up the soap! But No. Evidently, despite originally claiming he had been assaulted in a shower he later retracted the story and said he had done it himself. Oh dear, apparently he was using the bottle as a sex device before it became stuck. There’s a nice medical bill for the taxpayers.
Psst I hope he left the lid on, otherwise extra ouch!
OK it’s official, no more intentional farting in a Swedish jail. Yes, after guards filed numerous complaints against a prisoner who used farts to voice his disapproval, the flatulence offender has been issued with an official warning. One more time mister and you face punishment.
Oh for crying out loud Penthouse, why don’t you deliver to prisons? A Florida prisoner is so friggin angry he is suing the mag because they refuse to send him his subscription to the big house. Jorge Niebla wrote in his 2 page, handwritten block letter suit that the Penthouse staff were being prejudiced and didn’t respect his basic rights. Hmm, Niebla is serving 13 years for kidnapping and armed robbery, which sounds to me like a whole lot of basic rights violations as well.
Hmm, well if you are ever going to jail, pick Sweden people! Some inmate has just been awarded $2,700 in compo for hurting his little finger during a prison ping pong game. After he put in a claim, bippity boppity boo, they concluded he suffered pain, injury and scarring and was therefore rightfully due his financial compensation. See, that’s what I am talking about! Brilliant.