What are you going to do if you discover a thief has robbed your business? Well,if you are Simon Cremer you wrestle him to the ground, tie him up, hang a “thief” sign around his neck and march him through town to the nearest police station.Fair enough you may say but not in the real world. Nope the thief Mark Gilbert was arrested for theft, admitted his guilt and was let off with a caution but our man of the moment Simon Cremer (along with three workers) was arrested and charged with false imprisonment.He and his staff will appear in court in December. Meanwhile the culprit, Mr Gilbert, who stole a cheque and made it out for £845, goes on his merry way. Police in Little Maplestead, Essex, must love their job.