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All I Am Saying, Is Give Sharks A Chance

shark attackWhen I was a little kid I would sometimes go fishing. That was until one fateful day when I caught a fish and it stared back at me with horror in its eyes. I knew from that look that the fish was well aware of its fate. I removed the hook from its mouth, threw it back into the water and swore I would never go fishing again…. and I never have. OK, settled down Loons, I still eat fish, but I just refuse to go fishing. Much the same way as I love movies but refuse to watch Bambi. So, when one of my readers asked if I could write a piece on shark culling I was more than happy to oblige.

Let me start by saying that you would have to be one very unlucky ocean frolicker to die from a shark attack. Hello, on average there is around 5-10 deaths from shark attacks globally per year , seriously more people die from choking on fish bones. And anywho, of the 470 species of sharks only a few are considered gangster to humans. So I reject the argument of shark culling is to protect the public.

Lets look at some stats … It is estimated that 100 million sharks, yes 100 million, are killed by humans every year (sheez, and we complain about a few shark attacks), due to commercial and recreational fishing . When you hear all the blah, blah blah reasons for culling sharks just remember those stats because those stats are never mentioned. Why? Commercial shark fishing is a billion dollar industry!!!!Oh come on people wake up and smell your McFish burger.

Sure these ancient creatures are scarier than Freddy Kruger but hello, sharks are at the top of the food chain in the ocean, they gotta look the part. They lunch mainly on  the older, slower, sicker fish, which  keeps the ecosystem balanced and flourishing . Yep, by removing the weakest , they strengthen the ocean’s gene pools. To cull them makes the ecosystem look like Lindsay Lohan, vulnerable and unstable. Seriously people, the shark has one of the most important jobs in the sea-world, keeping everything in balance. Hmm, they haven’t been around for 420 million years for nothing!!!

Just remember , the propaganda against sharks is being lead by commercial fishing groups not by any logical scientific reasoning. So if you want to be munching on deformed two headed tuna, with a bad chest cold,  be my guest.

PSST– Please check out the  Shark Words blog


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !

At First You Don’t Succeed, Give up!

Barroons? What wrong with you?

Oh for the love of god don’t you get it, Kim Jong Il doesn’t give a shit, so take your friggin floating balloons filled with leaflets and DVD’s of anti Kim propaganda and go on friggin Facebook, that’s where all the real activists hang! Sheez! Have you not been watching the news? Park Sang Hak is a North Korean defector who for 7 years has been sending propaganda balloons across the border in the hope someone will bother reading them and start a revolt. Seven friggin years!! Dude! His latest launch will see 200,000 leaflets, hundreds of USB drives and DVDs sent floating into the North badlands bitching about the regime. Hmm, what the hell are the poor people going to play them on, pray tell? Oh well,  it ain’t my money. I’m thinking it probably isn’t a good time to be pissing off the Dear Leader anywho. He’s just waiting for a good enough reason to blow you off the face of the earth.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Kim Jong Il, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Friendly Fire

OK, how many speakers we got?

North Korea are so pissed by South Korea setting up speakers at 11 locations along their borders to spew out propaganda at them, they are threatening to turn Seoul into a “sea of flames”. South Korea’s  “psychological warfare” is designed to broadcast anti-Pyongyang sentiment continually at their foe  via big booming speakers despite Washington telling them  to quit stirring them up. Evidently South and North Korea stopped this practice in 2004 as part of a peace agreement, but since the sinking of the South Korean ship the gloves are back on and so too the speakers.

Psst Sheez, this will mean more friggin strongly worded letters to the U.N.!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Kim Jong Il, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never