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For Better or for Worse

When you have 6 outstanding warrants and you are handcuffed and about to be carted away by police what is the first thing you should do is? Hmm, well for an Oklahoma man it was to ask his “Momma”  if it was OK to propose to his girlfriend.  With his Momma’s blessing he got down on one knee and asked his girlfriend to marry him. The cop’s response…”Are you kidding me?”  Unfortunately he had his hands cuffed behind his back so he couldn’t give her the ring. But the kindhearted cops recuffed him so he could at least do something right. Bless.

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Massachu-sex

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NO, stop that right now!!!

If you are contemplating a divorce in Massachusetts just remember you can’t have sex with your spouse until all the paperwork is finalized. Hmm, well that is what a new bill is proposing. Hmm, so there goes the make up sex then! I sense some eye rolling Loons, well here it is …

Bill 787:

“In divorce, separation, or 209A proceedings involving children and a marital home, the party remaining in the home shall not conduct a dating or sexual relationship within the home until a divorce is final and all financial and custody issues are resolved, unless the express permission is granted by the courts.”

OMG, you need sex permission from the courts…. now thats just awkward.

PSST I wonder what the punishment is? Come on Loons I am sure you can think of some.

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For The Love of God

WTF, now that Negrohead Mountain has had a successful name change a devout Christian , Arthur Mijares, wants to have Mt Diablo (devil in Spanish) changed to Mt Reagan (Nancy’s hubby). Hmm, some would argue what’s the difference? OK, but here’s the killer, during his prayer time Mijares said “Lord, they’re going to think I’m a loon.” Blahahaha a loon? Not so friggin fast Mister, you aren’t a loon until I say you’re a loon! Anywho, he may have God on his side but it ain’t going to be so easy to convince the general public who are none too pleased with the proposal, if the amount of members of the “People Against Renaming Mt Diablo” on Facebook are anything to go by.Good luck with that!

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