Oh dear, big time awks for the Chinese prostitute whose elderly customer died while they were having sex. Seems she got stuck on his….oh never mind. They both got wheeled out on a hospital stretcher presumably to get it removed. Good luck with that. What a dinner party tale she will have to tell.
Tag Archives: prostitute
Stiff Luck
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
For Two Years She Had No Complaints
A 42 year old Romanian woman has been busted for turning tricks at an old folks home in Italy. Seems she had once worked at the assisted living facility but when she fell on hard times and they allowed her to live there rent free unaware she was actually a prostitute. Police caught her out during an investigation into some hanky panky at a nearby hotel.
Filed under Sore Loser, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Can’t Take A Trick
Pawning your wedding ring for $20 to pay for a prostitute is no way to go through life son, especially when you get caught by cops. Might have a lot of explaining to do to your missus….just sayin. Hmm, I don’t know which is the saddest, getting only 20 bucks for the ring, spending it on a $20 hooker or getting caught?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Well I Never
Sorry Daddy
Oh my, there must be worse things than getting busted trying to buy a $20 prostitute for your elderly dad? Hmm, I can’t think of any right at this moment but I’m sure there must be! Yep, poor Pia Kirchberg was on the prowl in Tampa, Florida, looking for a woman of the night to service her 80 year old father, Maurice Kirchberg, but unfortunately found an undercover officer instead. That’s an arresting right there (for both of them).
Psst Sheez, $20 hooker, is the economy that bad?
Dumbass 911 Caller Of The Week
And the winner of the 911 dumbass call of the week goes to the prostitute who rang the emergency line after her customer refused to pay for her services. Hate it when that happens! Megan Taylor originally told the dispatcher that hostages were being held at gunpoint (to get their asses in action) but when police arrived they found two hard done by pros.