From the woman that bought you the Skittles dress, introducing the pube hair dress. I know, just gross. But loons, there is more, the designer used social media to source the pubic hairs. Oh for the love of hair wax, just NO.
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OK, here’s the thing people trying to get a free meal at an Indian restaurant in northern England, don’t be plucking no pubes from ya pants and then throwing them in your curry, especially if they have CCTV. Dude!!!! Evidently a customer put his hands down his pants and grabbed some short and curlies and threw them into his lamb bhuna leftovers so he wouldn’t have to pay for his meal. That’s two weeks in jail fool.
Psst I am pretty sure Indians can recognise their own pubes!!!
Some deranged stalker waltzed into Jackman’s New York gym and hurled her pube filled electric razor at him. The sobbing fan slipped past security, located the actor, pulled the razor out of her pants and chucked it at him. Jackman, bless his wolverine soul, responded by stepping backwards because he thought she was gonna pull a gun from her pants. She was later arrested, while some unlucky cop had the most awesome job of picking the pubic hair from the blade to get a DNA match. Hmm, sucks to be him too.
One way to get even with your drunken boyfriend is to shave his pubic hair off. Yeah, as long as you don’t hang around long enough for him to sober up. A Winnipeg man went absolutely ballistic when he awoke from his drunken stupor to discover he had no pubs (it’ll be cold in winter). He was later arrested when his girlfriend rang police saying her boyfriend was going ape shit. That’ll be 6 months house arrest. Well at least his pubs should have grown back by then. Hmm, here’s hoping there isn’t any ingrowns !
Ewh no, please say it isn’t so! Manuel Gonzalez was so remorseful about breaking into his neighbors home he fessed up to her. OK, he wasn’t so remorseful about the burglary as he was about cutting his public hair in her home and then leaving the trimmings. Yes, his pubes! Awkward.Of course she rang the police after hearing that little clanger! Is there such a charge as being friggin gross?