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Bad Doggy

dog sleepingPuppy + teeth + deodorant can = kaboom. An explosion in England that caused $3,500 in damage was most likely caused by a puppy puncturing a can of deodorant. The little whippet is thought to have bit into the can and then left it next to a gas fireplace which resulted in the room blowing up. The owners said the naughty pup is not in the doghouse and they were just grateful that all their animals survived the explosion.

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My, What Big Teeth You Have

OK, here’s the thing Idaho campers, next time you rescue a puppy from the wilderness can you please check to make sure it isn’t a friggin wolf cub first, you idiots? Now the Dept of Fish and Gaming have to try and¬† find its mom so it can be returned to the wild.

Psst Good luck teaching it to sit!!!!

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Freaky Pooch!!!

OMG, that’s like marking your territory and yourself at the same time. Stinky little pooch!!!

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Dumbassed Dog

When in doubt, it’s best to fake your death …

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Special Delivery

OMG, who would attempt to post this little cutie through the mail? A woman from Minneapolis, that’s who!!! Yep, Stacey Champion allegedly packed up the puppy in a box with a priority sticker and took it to her local Post Office. Workers only discovered the animal when it moved inside the box and fell off the counter. It was a birthday present ūüė¶¬† . Nice one, a dead puppy…happy friggin birthday. She has been charged with animal cruelty.

Want sauce with that?

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What Would MacGyver Do?

Don’t friggin mess with Texas Governor Rick Perry if you know what’s good for ya. He took a leaf out of Chuck’s book when he shot dead a coyote while jogging with his daughter’s Labrador retriever puppy near Austin. The darn Coyote¬† leaped out of the bushes and near ate his pooch before he let rip with his .380 Ruger laser-sighted pistol, which was loaded with hollow-point bullets. Mr Perry said he carries the gun because he’s scared of snakes! How friggin big are the snakes in Texas?

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Epic Dog Fail

Never work with children or dogs with diarrhea!

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Honey, Where’s the Dog?

Whoopsie daisy, four year old Daniel Blair decided it was time to give his new puppy a wash, so he took the cocker spaniel into the bathroom and flushed him down the toilet! Hate it when that happens. Lucky for the little pup his absence was missed and a distraught Mrs Blair rang the firefighters. After four hours of desperately trying to find the pooch, Dyno Rod plumbers were eventually called. Using the state of the art cameras they were able to locate the little tyke lying upside down in a pile of neighborhood shit, about 20m from the house. In a desperate effort to ensure the pooch didn’t end up being flushed to kingdom come, all the neighbors were asked to refrain from using their loos until the pup was rescued. The dog was eventually saved and christened little shit Dyno in honor of the plumbers. The vet has given Dyno a clean bill of health, though he is still a little flushed!

As if there wouldn’t be footage of the dramatic rescue. I’m a friggin puppy get me out of here. Hmm, so that is what the inside of a sewer pipe looks like! Bless!

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