A dude flying from Melbourne to Perth checked in his luggage…one can of Emu Export beer. Unsure if his precious cargo would arrive he was delighted when he made his way to the luggage claim and saw people laughing and taking out their phones. He later told reporters …“Sure enough there she was, alone on the carousel proudly making her way around. And there I was in my flanno and RMs to greet her. It was perfection.”
The boss of the flying kangaroo got a flying lemon meringue in the kisser during a Leadership conference in Perth. Alan Joyce, the head of Qantas, didn’t see this coming. The culprit is a religious man who hid for hours to unleash his fury at corporations making comments about marriage equality. Needless to say he is in the doghouse, especially with his wife who had no idea what he was up to.
PSST: Alan Joyce is openly gay
Ok for 18 hours I will be in the air. Sydney-LA- NYC . So behave loons while I am flapping around. Currently lounging in the Qantas lounge ….
Two irate first class passengers delayed a QANTAS flight from LA to Melbourne because the crew was unable to find them XL-sized first-class pajamas for their flight. Despite being offered inferior Business Class pj’s the two opted to have their luggage offloaded and catch another flight.
Attention frequent flyer travelers, more cracks found in the wings of A380s. Just putting it out there!!!
No need to panic travellers, but it seems QANTAS have found cracks in the wing ribs of some of their A380 superjumbos. OMG, here is what QANTAS has to say “No immediate action is required by A380 operators because the cracking presents no risk whatsoever to flight safety,” Seriously? Hello, I’m not even allowed to fly if I have a crack in my rib!!!! Singapore Airlines have found similar cracks in their A380s. But don’t you fear people, the airlines say all cracks have been patched. Reassuring.