Who Knew Fallen Trees Can Stand Back Up?

This I didn’t know. Beware loons if you came across a fallen tree. Evidently, they can spring back up and crush you, like some horror movie. Who friggin knew? A kid in Queensland is lucky to be alive after he was playing around a fallen tree when it sprang back up and crushed him under its roots. Fortunately, his quick thinking family members were able to use nearby vehicles and chains to lift the tree. He’s OK but had to nurse broken ribs and femur, two collapsed lungs and a squashed heart. Luckily, if a tree falls in Queensland you can hear a scream!

3D Crosswalks

Oh no, what could possibly go wrong? Queensland is about to introduce 3D crosswalks in an attempt to stop motorists plowing through pedestrians. Like that is a thing! OK, to slow them down at least. The crosswalks will give the impression that people are walking on blocks suspended in the air. Way to mess with motorist’s heads. Anywho, good luck with that.

Cyclone Debbie

As Queensland braces itself for cyclone Debbie, a massive category 4 cyclone, one business is making light of the deadly situation .

Look What The Cyclone Dragged In

LANDSHARKS!!!!!

I Hate My Life

You can understand, right ? Hello, it’s work!!!!!

The Loon Is On The Move Again

For the next few days the Loon will reporting from sunny rainy Queensland.

Chainsawing Pothead

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi. An Aussie guy cranked up a stolen chainsaw and whacked a flower pot on his head before robbing a 7-Eleven store in Queensland. Unfortunately the buzzing saw wasn’t enough to convince the store employees to hand over money so the dude mooned them and cut up a few display racks before fleeing with a bottle of soda. The police later found him walking down the street.