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Radioactive Rodent Alert

OK, no need to panic people but remember the radioactive rabbit caught at Hanford’s nuclear reservation? No? Come on it was virtually glowing in the dark with radioactive cesium (well it could have been).  Well anywho, guess what? They’ve now found radioactive mouse droppings. But don’t you worry none, the Washington State Department of Health says they are on to it and the public need not fear. Hello, the radioactive droppings have only been found around 327 Building where plutonium was once produced. The theory is the rabbit and the mouse could have sipped water from the building’s basement and viola, radioactive rodents. As a precaution they have now erected a chain-link fence around 327 building and sprayed the perimeter with fox urine to keep the animals out. That should do it!

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Why Spanish Cigarettes Taste and Smell Like Shit

Fake cigarettes filled with rabbit droppingsAh shit, smoking really is  filthy habit in Spain. Over £1 million worth of counterfeit cigarettes, filled with rabbit droppings instead of tobacco, have been seized at customs. Oh dear god, the fake cigarette scam was discovered after some British tourists complained that the cigarettes they bought smelled like burning poo. Hmm, the cigarettes, which were disguised in famous brand packaging, came from China (surprise, surprise). A custom officer said “They not only smell bad but the toxic chemicals they give off are pure poison,” No shit Sherlock, so too real cigarettes!

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