Tag Archives: raccoon

Farmer 0, Raccoon 1

My job here is done!

Oh dear, Larry Godwin from Iowa didn’t just get shot once trying to shoot a raccoon in a live trap, he got leaded twice. The 68 year old was hit in the lower abdomen by a ricocheting bullet after he attempted to shoot the caged animal , then as luck would have it, as he dropped the 22 – caliber gun it fired again and hit him in the same friggin spot.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

Bad Sport

Attention female golfers in Florida, watch out for a purse stealing raccoon. Two women from two different golf clubs have had their purses stolen by the thieving varmint. He sneaks up to the golf carts when they are taking a shot and snatches them.  Hmm, he’s probably feeding his smoking habit!

Psst I bet he would steal the golf cart if his legs were a little longer!


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Don’t Mess With the Raccoons

Rac in the hood

Gangsta raccoons are terrorizing commuters at the Fort Totten station in DC. Hmm, seems the thug family of raccoons get a kick out of chasing passengers near the entry and exit. Definitely a turf war. Thank god they don’t know how to point a gun!


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife