A man in Britain rang 999 emergency number to complain that the prostitute he was with was ugly. He claimed she breached the “Sale of Goods Act” because she wasn’t as attractive as she had advertised when he met her in a hotel parking lot. Hmm, five beers will fix that.
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OK, one more time people, you don’t ring 911 because a pair of strippers failed to show up at your motel room. Evidently the Illinois man, who had forked out $1000 on lap dances, was offered an “on the house” private lap dance by two
wenches exotic dancers. However by 1.26 when he realized they were going to be a no-show he called 911 because he felt cheated.
A woman in Chatham rang 999 (911 equivalent) after she discovered her snowman was missing from her front yard. No loons, not an ornament, a snowman made from friggin snow. She told police “I thought that with it being icy and there not being anyone about he’d be safe”. Hmm, obviously not, the sun can be a bitch!