OK, I don’t want to alarm you loons, but look what just washed up from the East River in New York!!!! It looks awfully like Satan’s handiwork, despite the New York City Parks department claiming it to be a pig. Last time I looked pigs had trotters not friggin Freddy Krueger claws. The Gawker are proclaiming it to be a subway rat but I suspect something more sinister!!!!
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A New Yorker is refusing to go back on the subway after a rat ran up the inside of her pant leg. The rat was reluctant to budge she was forced to take her pants off to get the rodent out!!!! No word on how the rat is coping.
OK, no need to panic good people of Brooklyn but WTF!!!!! Hurricane Irene is the least of your problems. A city housing worker just pitchforked himself a 3 foot friggin rat in a New York apartment. Dear lord. Jose Rivera said the enormous rodent was frolicking with at least two other giant rats when he charged them with a pitchfork. No wonder the mayor of New York wanted everyone to evacuate city, he’s scared of whats going to be flushed out of the drains when Hurricane Irene hits.
You know what I hate? When you are fast asleep on a subway and a rat runs up your leg and gives you a big sloppy went one on your face. I really hate that!
Psst I wonder if the homeless dude has an incredible voice?
A pet rat in the UK set his friggin cage on fire after he nicked a smoldering cigarette from his owner’s ashtray and took it to bed. The rat called No Name has a habit of stealing things and putting it in his cage, which probably accounts for all the empty beer cans and litter he has accumulated. Luckily the fire only caused minor damage to the house but the owner, Nelly Banks,says No Name will be in the doghouse for some time.
OK, here’s the thing Wisconsin people who attempt to plant a dead rat in the food of an upscale restaurant to extort money, you can’t fool the insurance company. Debbie R. Miller hatched up a scheme to place a dead rodent in her lunch and then sue The Seasons for $500,000. All went according to plan until the insurance company got their hands on one of their own. After numerous tests they concluded the rat was domestic and had been cooked in a microwave. Brilliant. The restaurant in question doesn’t use microwaves! Doh! Well never you mind Ms Miller, there are plenty more rats where you’re going.