A rat nest with 10 little rat pups in it were found under a business class seat on a Chinese airplane during a routine service. The inspectors discovered mummy and daddy rat the following day. Cheese and crackers anyone?
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Hell no. A trolley dolly for American Airlines is suing her co workers after they accused her of sneaking her pet rats onto planes by hiding them in her pantyhose and underwear. After she was dobbed in, her passport was flagged for over a year forcing her to go through extra security. Her lawyer said . “She’s not a nut. They’re making her out to be a nut.” She is adamant she never brought her rodents to work.
The Green Eggs Cafe in Pennsylvania is in damage control after a sewer main burst and unleashed a flood of rats into their restaurant. Locals were on hand to film and upload the rodents feasting away.
Feet up Sydneysiders, there is a new rat in town and it ain’t scared of no bait traps, in fact it’s friggin immune to poison. No, I take that back, they are friggin addicted to it!!!! Yep, the super-rodents get a buzz from Ratsak. So sleep with one eye open or those ground-dwelling sewer rats and roof rats may just kick your sorry ass out of bed.
Look away loons, this is nasty. A man in Bengal hospital had his penis nibbled off by a rat. Yes, you heard me, nibbled off!!! Arun Sandhukha was found by relatives lying in a pool of blood in a hospital bed after being admitted with pneumonia. He died later that day. Authorities admitted the ward was home to quite a few rodents.
OK, no need to friggin panic people, but anyone living in Bradford, West Yorks, might want to arm themselves with guns…big friggin guns. Rats the size of dogs are terrorizing the area. The super rats are so enormous the residents are using guns to friggin kill them. One rodent measured 2½ft. The fear is these rats are a species native to South America (which grow twice the size of normal rats) and are breeding out of control. A concerned resident said “At night you can hear them chasing each other in the loft. They sound like drag racing cars as they screech across the rafters.” another said she saw one on her lounge when she was watching TV. Hmm, good luck with that. Note to self, never visit Bradford.
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Oh for goodness sakes, three people in Ukraine have died after the head of the household, decided to exterminate the rats in their house with exhaust fumes. Sheez, this was always going to end up badly. The 71 year old man attached a hose to his ZAZ-968 “Zaporozhets” car’s exhaust pipe and put the other end of the hose into the basement. Once he started the car’s engine he went upstairs and let the fumes do the rest. Unfortunately curiosity got the better of him and he snuck downstairs to have a quick peek of his handy work. But as soon as he entered the basement, kaboom, he lost consciousness. A little while later his worried wife ventured down to the basement in search of her hubby and kaboom, she too fell down unconscious. OK, you are beginning to see a pattern here right? Next their granddaughter. In the end all three died.
Psst No Jammers, I don’t know if he managed to kill any rats!