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The Mother Of All Cyclones

Batten down the hatches Queensland you are about to get the mother of all cyclones. I don’t know what you did to piss off the weather gods off but it seems they aren’t quite finished with you just yet. Cyclone Yasi is coming straight for you and it’s so friggin big even the weather people are saying WTF,  and they never say WTF! Authorities are telling  everyone to get the hell out of there NOW. They predict it will be a category 5 howler with winds of up to 320km. The friggin thing is 500km wide and building up force as we speak. Towns from Cooktown to Townsville are on red alert. It is predicted it will be the biggest cyclone to hit Australia in living memory. The cyclone is expected to hit the coast at around 9pm Wednesday (tomorrow).

Psst To all Queenslanders, our thoughts and prays are with you.

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Oh Goodie, Terrorist Alert Before Christmas

How much to send this to the US?

Oh crap, the US terrorist alert has flipped into “full on fear”  following  explosive packages being found at a UK and Dubai airport overnight. Sheez, it  must be real serious, because even President Obama took time out from his busy schedule to warn of a “credible terrorist threat” after the two suspicious packages (disguised as printer cartridges) turned out to be friggin bombs. Both packages were on United Parcel Service (UPS) flights originating from Yemen and destined for Chicago AND both were addressed to unnamed synagogues in Chicago. Al Qaeda have been named as the usual suspect.

UPDATE : A Yemeni woman has been arrested over the bombs.

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Ring Of Fire

Run!!!!

OK, if you live anywhere within kooee of the Sinabung volcano in Sumatra you might want to think about getting the hell out of there, the damn thing is about to blow. The volcano has already spewed smoke and ash 1.5km into the air (hello people, remember Pompeii !!!) and a thick blanket of black smoke has covered the area. Singabung hasn’t popped it’s lid for over 400 years but officials have put the island on red alert. So far 12,000 people have been evacuated.

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