Batten down the hatches Queensland you are about to get the mother of all cyclones. I don’t know what you did to piss off the weather gods off but it seems they aren’t quite finished with you just yet. Cyclone Yasi is coming straight for you and it’s so friggin big even the weather people are saying WTF, and they never say WTF! Authorities are telling everyone to get the hell out of there NOW. They predict it will be a category 5 howler with winds of up to 320km. The friggin thing is 500km wide and building up force as we speak. Towns from Cooktown to Townsville are on red alert. It is predicted it will be the biggest cyclone to hit Australia in living memory. The cyclone is expected to hit the coast at around 9pm Wednesday (tomorrow).
Psst To all Queenslanders, our thoughts and prays are with you.