Tag Archives: red card


fartA soccer player in Sweden let one rip and was sent off by the ref. Yep, a red card for farting. Ref claims it was “deliberate” and “unsportsmanlike”,  he said “I had a bad stomach and so I simply let go”,  players said it was “loud and clear”.

Leave a comment

Filed under Friggin Gross

Fan Rings Police To Complain About Referee

Fotball fan rings police to complain about refereeA Manchester United fan was so pissed at the referees decision to give star player Nani a red card during the Champions League match against Real Madrid he rang the Nottinghamshire police to report a crime. He told the cops he was disgusted at Turkish referee Cuneyt Cakir for his decision to send-off the midfielder.


Filed under Sore Loser, Well I Never

Watch Out For That Hazard

A young Swansea ballboy got a boot in the ribs after he appeared to fall onto the ball and hold it too long during the  Chelsea vs Swansea League Cup semi-finals . The villian, Eden Hazard, got himself a red card and a bucketful of woe as he tried to kick the ball out from under the kid but instead got him right in the ribs. The kid apparently admitted later he was deliberately holding up the game.

1 Comment

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt