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I Hope He Didn’t Spill Any!

Finally a multitasking bank robber, sheez, I was starting to loose faith in humanity. A man in Springfield was seen sipping on a beer whilst running away from a bank he allegedly robbed. Unfortunately the dude’s excellent adventure came to a grinding halt after the red dye pack the teller had slipped into his bag of fake bills went kaboom and covered him in red dye. Police took him back to the bank so a witness could identify him. Doh!

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Note To Self – Check For Red Dye Pack

A Milwaukee bank robber, dubbed the “Green robber” for catching public transport to and from his crime scene, was left a little red-faced when his getaway money exploded while he was on the bus. Damn those sneaky tellers, they managed to slip a red dye pack into his bag of money… and you pretty much know the rest…..kaboom.

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