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We’re Going To Be Charged To Use The Sun

You're owned!

Heavens to mergatroid, some lady in Spain has claimed ownership of the sun. Yes, our sun, the one we revolve around. Angeles Duran registered the star at a local notary public and now she’s the official owner. Hmm, and as owner she plans to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half the proceeds to the Spanish government , 20% to the nation’s pension fund, 10% to research, 10% to ending world hunger and the last 10% she’s keeping for herself. Good luck with that lady!

Psst Hmm, what’s the bet skin cancer victims will start suing her?

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Dumbass Sex Offender

OK registered sex offenders a word of warning, don’t be waltzing up to a police officer to ask him directions to the “Little Miss Fairborn” beauty pageant so you can take photos. That’s a friggin arrest right there. I’m talking specifically to you Michael Lynn light!!!

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