Ukraine is rounding up all its drunken bears off the streets and throwing them into rehab. Seems Greenpeace and WWF have finally convinced the country to place a total ban on alcohol drinking bears. Three recovering alcoholic brown bears are set to be released into a 30 acre forest very soon. They will be surrounded by people from the nearby villages who are “kindly and churchgoing”. Unfortunately Rosa, a big female bear is still an alcoholic …hmm watch out kindly and churchgoing people!!! It is estimated that there are over 100 vodka drinking bears looking to dry out.
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Sculling a miniature bottle of Smirnoff then vomiting in a hair salon toilet before telling staff “I just puked all over your bathroom.” must mean one thing, Amy Winehouse has decided to go back to rehab. Yep, the trainwreck got in one last swig before checking in for treatment at The Priory.