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Lesson 1

What do you do when you are rejected for a coaching and teaching position at a school? Hmm, well if you are disappointed  Indiana man you send (allegedly) the successful applicant dead skunks and raccoons, that’s what. Unfortunately, that has got him stalking, intimidation and criminal mischief charges which wont look good on his next application.

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The Trademark The US Office Rejected

How do you get rejected by the US patent office? Hmm, well try naming your product Comfyballs. Yes, the Norwegian undies company has been told that their brand name is way too “vulgar” to trademark. Oh for crying out loud, Comfyscrotum, yes, but Comfyballs…. come on. I suppose they should be grateful they don’t have a female range. 😯

comfyballs

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To Be Sure, To Be Sure

Sheez, awesome decaf

Um, not sure if this is kinda discriminatory or friggin awesome …. an Irish woman had her South Korean teaching application rejected because, as stated in the response,  ” my client does not hire Irish people due to the alcoholism nature of your kind,”  Well, cheers!

Psst Oh and FYI South Koreans actually drink more than the Irish …just saying

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Homeless Jesus Homeless

Seems the Catholic church isn’t too receptive to displaying a bronze sculpture depicting Jesus as a homeless man sleeping on a park bench. Canadian artist Timothy Schmalz, has had his piece “Homeless Jesus” rejected by two prominent churches.  Well not, by the rectors, they loved it, and got the whole “Jesus identifying with the poorer citizens” theme but by the higher powers that be.  They thought it would be too controversial.

Homeless Jesus on a bench sculpture rejected

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Kind of Makes Her A Sitting Duck

OK, here’s the thing animal activist living in Ohio (friggin home of Bearman), who wants a personalized license plate reading “H8HUNTERS.”  The Bureau of Motor Vehicles says no. Still persistent, the  animal lover is hopeful that her second license plate application for “HUNTNOT” will be approved.

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Who Knew KKK Were Clean Freaks Too?

Right, now I’ll grab a rope, you grab the shovel!

Good try, but the state of Georgia have said a big fat no to the Ku Klux Klan adopting a stretch of highway to keep tidy. The white supremacist group had applied to the “Adopt-A-Highway” program but were rejected due mainly to the fact KKK sponsors signs would have to be erected next to the strip they adopted.

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Say What Sister?

Leshuh Griffin, who is an independent candidate for the State Assembly in Wisconsin, has just had her lawsuit thrown out by the federal court. She wanted to have “NOT the ‘whiteman’s bitch'” on the ballot to describe herself but the state Government Accountability Board barred her from using it. Hmm, seems your no one’s bitch now!

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