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Kim Jong Il Slowly Getting To Meet All The US Presidents

We need something to go with Pyongy beer!!!

Well obviously Kim Jong Il is over golf and into peanuts! Rumor has it former US pres Jimmy Carter is on his way to North Korea to rescue  Aijalon Mahli Gomes who was busted for entering the country illegally. North Korea have agreed to release him if Carter comes and gets him.

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Let Me Out

OK here’s the thing Mr Judge, if you discover that a prisoner who has been locked up for 27 years is friggin innocent, let him go! Michael Green has been told he will have to wait an extra day before being released because the Dallas court wants to give him time to compose himself so he doesn’t freak out. WTF! Green was sentenced to 75 years jail for a 1983 kidnapping and sexual assault of a woman when he was 18 years old but recent DNA testing proved it wasn’t him. He’s angry, his family are angry and he just wants out!

Psst Irony alert….Green would have been up for parole in October anyways.

2nd Psst Due to the the statute of limitations the 4 other suspects won’t be charged with the crime.

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