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Get Flocked

An Oregon man was so pissed off at the Tax department he did the only thing a god-damned pissed off Oregon man could do….. he released 6 equally pissed off chickens in the lobby of the Department of Revenue’s office. No one is quite sure what the tax department did to set off the chain of events but I can tell you the Humane society is now equally pissed at recieving the homeless chooks “This time of year definitely in our cattery and our kennel we’re full. We are now full of chickens as well,” Fa lalalalala la la la la

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An Innocent Man

A big shout out to Andre Davis from Chicago who has spent the last 32 years behind bars for the rape and murder of a three year old girl he DID NOT commit. Thank goodness for DNA. Davis went in as a teen and has finally been released a middle aged man.¬† ūüė¶

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Vodka Bears

Weeeee

Ukraine is rounding up all its drunken bears off the streets and throwing them into rehab. Seems Greenpeace and WWF have finally convinced the country to place a total ban on alcohol drinking bears. Three recovering alcoholic brown bears are set to be released into a 30 acre forest very soon. They will be surrounded by people from the nearby villages who are “kindly and churchgoing”. Unfortunately Rosa, a big female bear is still an alcoholic …hmm watch out kindly and churchgoing people!!! It is estimated that there are over 100 vodka drinking bears looking to dry out.

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John Hinckley Jr Could Be Released Soon

Remember John Hinckley Jr the guy with the chubby face who shot US President Ronald Reagan and three others in 1981 and was found not guilty by reason of insanity? Well, it seems the US Government run mental hospital, where he currently resides, wants him released so he can live near his 85 year old mom in Virginia. Virginia you say? Well, that’s OK then!

Psst Wasn’t Hinckley a family friend of the Bushes?

2nd Psst  I bet Jodie Foster is absolutely thrilled!

Want sauce with that?

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Can You Hear Something Rustling?

Don’t mess with Chinese brothers Guo Gongwei and Guo Gongtian if you know what’s good for you.They have been arrested for releasing 500 poisonous snakes near the home of the village leader, known as Song, because of a feud. Seems they thought it was the best form of revenge. No shit Sherlock, feet up!

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Welcome Back

Welcome to freedom Peter Moore .The computer expert, who has been a hostage in Iraq for two and a half years ,was released today. Sadly his bodyguards were murdered earlier in the year.

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Squeaky Clean

Hmm, OK people,you might want to think about skipping any visits to Houston next month. Notorious Charles Manson follower and convicted president Ford would-be assassin, Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme ( now in her 60’s), is about to be released from a Texas jail after having served 30 years. The Manson loving, gun toting, Redwood tree hugging, president hater will be released on parole from the Federal Medical Center Carswell in Fort Worth real soon. Good luck with that.
Well alrighty, have a listen to a recent interview with Squeaky and see what you think. My favorite part is when she recalls pointing the gun at the president and the secret service man grabs it and she says “calm down”. Priceless. And to think she will be walking among us soon.

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