Hey guys, want to live longer? Scientists have found the key to men extending their life expectancy by up to 15 years. OK, sure it involves a bit of cutting and pain but hey, think of all the extra fun things you can do while your mates are ten feet under.So I bet you are dying to know the secret. OK, ready? The key to living a way longer life is …. become a Eunuch. Yep, you heard me, castration is the answer to a longer life. Hmm, so says scientists who have been studying Korean Eunuchs. Seems it’s all those male sex hormones that are slowly whittling away your life.
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OMG, just another reason why you should take antiseptic wipes every friggin where you go. A recent study of hotel rooms revealed that the most common place you will find fecal matter is on the TV remote, telephone and bedside lamp. AND by fecal matter I mean poo loons, poo!!!! Oh and don’t bother tipping the maid, she/he is the likely culprit in spreading bacteria thanks to contaminate mops and cleaning gear.
Look away Binky, look away.University of Washington researchers are currently subjecting Gummy Bears to horrifically crushing depths in the ocean near Samoa in order to learn more about destructive waves. The pressure at these depths is 500 times greater than at the surface.It is feared many Gummy Bears may lose their life in the name of science.
Here’s something you won’t read on Wikileaks! A new study has revealed 72% of shopping cart handles have friggin fecal bacteria on them. In layman’s terms…that’s shit! Researchers believe there is more poop bacteria on the carts than in a bathrooms because no one friggin disinfects the carts. It also revealed that E Coli was on half the handles too! For goodness sakes wash your friggin hands people!
Hey ladies, would you be tempted to become a kidney donor if they could remove it via your vagina? The Methodist Hospital are going to study whether it is a safer and less painful way for a kidney donor to have their organ removed for a transplant op. Last year a doctor successfully extracted a kidney through a woman’s vagina (like she was having a baby) rather than by abdominal incision. The study will include analyzing the amount of bacteria the kidney must past through when coming out via the vagina!