OK, are we all following the General Petraeus story so far? If not, here is the loon version. A writer named Paula Broadwell, had sex under a table with CIA Director David Petraeus (I’m guessing numerous times). At some stage the affair goes kaput. Broadwell, suspecting the Petraeus had been cheating on her with yet another woman, sneaks a peak at his emails illegally (jeopardizing national security). Broadwell was damn right, the general had been two timing her all along. SO, Broadwell does what any scorned woman does, she sends the “other” woman some damn threatening emails telling her to keep her mitts off Petraeus. Meantime the “other” woman, Jill Kelley gets all friggin scared and rings the FBI. The FBI assigns an agent to investigate the case and he gets all obsessed and sends Kelley a shirtless pic of himself. Petraeus resigns and the whole world is now privy to the shenanigans. In the meanwhile Petraeus’ wife is going WTF.
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The soap opera , which is the spat between Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Foreign Minister, has just got a whole lot cliff hangier. Mr Rudd has officially resigned and is heading back to Australia to gather his troops. Meanwhile, Gillard, who was never actually voted in by the people, is counting the numbers. Stay tuned …..