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The Sausage Has Been Found

Klement's racing Italian Sausage costume has been foundStop looking everybody the missing Klement’s racing Italian Sausage costume has been found. Thank goodness. The 7ft costume called Guido, which features in the Milwaukee Brewers baseball games, was last seen on Feb 16th. The Italian sausage walked out of a fundraiser at the Milwaukee Curling club then made an unexpected appearance at TJ Ryan’s bar in Cedarburg before heading to The Roadhouse Bar and Grill around midnight. That’s where the lead went cold. However last Wednesday two mysterious men plopped the sausage costume up on a bar stool at the Roadhouse Bar and Grill telling the bartender “You did not see anything,” and promptly skedaddled.

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Just Don’t Mention Mother’s Day

OK, here’s the thing US lady who adopted a Russian boy and then sent him back on a one way flight with a note pinned to him saying he was “disturbed and violent”, you are still responsible for him and must pay $150,000 plus $1,000 a month in child support until he’s 18. So says a Tennessee judge. Sheez, kids!

Psst Hmm, the kid is only 9, so  he’s going to be one cashed up  “disturbed and violent” teen by the time he’s ready to leave the orphanage.

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Added Extra

You know what I hate? When your stolen car is returned by police and you discover a  mobile methamphetamine lab in the trunk. I really friggin hate that!

Want sauce with that?

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