Here’s the thing loons, if you are standing in line at a bakery and overhear someone behind you say ‘let’s hope this fat bitch doesn’t buy all the cupcakes’. What do you do loons, what do you do? Well, you buy every goddam cupcake in the store, that is what. Well played.
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A Saudi woman went all fatwa on her hubby after he took another wife. On the night of hubby’s second wedding she got her brother to drive hubby’s car back and forth through red lights (which had cameras) and racked up $80,000 worth of fines. Happy wedding you bastard….
Ladies, you might want to think twice about rejecting the advances of a work colleague. Take the tragic case of a Japanese man absolutely obsessed with a woman at work. He stalked, and stalked her to no avail. So, in the end, when he realised his advances were futile, he did what any crazy obsessed nutter does, he poured hydrofluoric acid into her shoes. Egads, ouchy ouch. The poor girl ended up having the tips of her toes amputated, which makes wearing shoes near impossible. Anywho, he got 7 years, she got no toes. All around a lose/lose.
Remember all those terrorist who escaped from Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison last month? Yeah, well one of them had a score to settle with the person who had dobbed him in ….his brother (a policeman). The angry brother organised a group of equally angry militants to execute his sibling and then blow up his house and car. There goes Christmas.
OK loons, if your ex lover threw acid in your face, leaving you blind and disfigured, would you do the same back to him/her if you were given the opportunity? Hmm, well an Iranian court has done just that. Ameneh Bahrami, who is now blind and still extremely peeved has won the right to pour acid into the eyes of her attacker, Majid Movahedi. Movahedi had stalked the then Tehran University student after she jilted him, before eventually throwing sulphuric acid in her face as she waited for a bus. He was thrown in jail while Ameneh underwent 19 operations. However when the court awarded her compensation she refused, instead wanting Movahedi to endure the same fate as herself. Tomorrow he will be taken to a hospital, put under anesthetic while Ameneh injects twenty drops of acid into each eye. Despite death threats and community backlash Ameneh says “I’m very happy. After six years I’m getting justice.”
The moral of the story is don’t be stealing someone elses snow shovel in Chicago. David Welles was so pissed that one of his neighbors would steal his snow shovel from his porch, he waited until the woman had used it to remove snow off her car then grabbed his snow blower and proceeded to bury the car back under it.