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Nothing To Gain

riceHeavens to Murgatroyd. A British man was fined for carrying a heavy load. Seems he got overly zealous at a rice sale at a local shop and filled his car with 2,000 pounds (800kg) of grain. That would be 40 bags of 20kg rice. Hmm, the $400 fine would make that some very expensive rice.

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Can You Hear The Lambs Clarice?

asianSo what’s for lunch? Well, if you are Chau Hoi-leung it is probably your parents with rice! Egads, the spoiled 30 year old was furious when his parents told him he should get a job. So he and his buddy invited them over to Hoi-leung’s (parent funded) flat in Hong Kong before killing them, cutting them up and then eating them with rice. The leftovers, including the heads, were stored in large refrigerators. When quizzed by police he said his parents were to blame because they no longer wanted to fund his lavish lifestyle.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross

So That’s What’s On The Bottom Of My Rice Cooker

Forget about China’s contaminated milk, it now seems their friggin rice is full of harmful heavy metals. Yay industrialization! It is feared over 10% of all rice grown in China contains nasty metals like cadmium, arsenic and mercury. The reason rice is so susceptible is that polluted irrigation water from nearby mines absorbs is easily into the plant. Ah never mind, they’ll probably export it all anyways!

Psst Shame it doesn’t include lead I think I need a few fillings!


Filed under Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never