Tag Archives: ride home

Most Painful Ride Home EVER

doctor_rushing_patient_on_gurney_lg_whtDude where’s your penis? A man in China, who cut his penis off  because he thought he would never find love ,  forgot to bring it with him to the hospital when he had second thoughts. Awkward. What makes this story even worse was the mean docs at the hospital told him to get back on his bicycle and ride home to get it. By the time he returned they said it was too late to save it. Hmm, how accurate is the Daily Star reporting, just saying?

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Filed under Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt

Hello, Is That 911?

And the winner of the dumbass 911 caller of the week goes to James Finlayson who continually rang 911 for a ride because he “couldn’t find his f***ing way home”. When police finally found a “belligerent and nasty” Finlayson, he was actually walking along the street he lives on.

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Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!