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Burglar Rings To Report Another Burglar

Burglar rings olice to report another burglarOh for the love of Darwin, a burglar in Romania was so concerned that a noise he heard while robbing a house was another burglar he called police to report it. When police arrived they found no other burglar and arrested the fool. Seems the noise he heard was the family cat.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!

Fan Rings Police To Complain About Referee

Fotball fan rings police to complain about refereeA Manchester United fan was so pissed at the referees decision to give star player Nani a red card during the Champions League match against Real Madrid he rang the Nottinghamshire police to report a crime. He told the cops he was disgusted at Turkish referee Cuneyt Cakir for his decision to send-off the midfielder.


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Can You Be A Mate And Give Me A Lift Home?

OK here’s the thing drunk fool, when you have 10 counts of breaching bail, don’t be ringing the police asking for a free lift home, because they’ll probably be obligingly. Yeah, like straight to jail. Dumbassed South Australian.

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Why You Should Never Trust A Bank Manager

Picture this, a poor friggin bank robber by the name Mark Smith, walks into a bank in Watsonville, California and tells a bank worker he has a bomb in his backpack and is going to blow up the building if he doesn’t get $2,000. So  then some sticky nosed bank manager waltzes over to the dude and convinces him to get a loan instead of stealing the money. Mr Smith then sits patiently and waits while she goes off to get the paperwork for the loan. Hmm, you can pretty much see where this is going, the bitch goes and rings the police. Sheez, he’s never going to trust bank manager again!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Can You Tuck It In Please!!!!

Ewh, ewh, ewh, a man rang police after his 57 year old thong wearing neighbor kept exposing his gray haired scrotum. The man and his family (including children) were enjoying themselves at home when the next door neighbor bent down several times on his back deck  revealing his “scrotum”. When the man asked the neighbor not to do it as there was children present he said “if you don’t like it call the cops.” Hmm so he did!

Psst You can read the police report and full story here at Off The Beat.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Whoops!

Hello, 911?

OK, here’s the thing mister, you don’t ring 911 to bitch about a girl you paid for on Craigslist   just because she was too old. Oh no, sell stupid somewhere else. Yes, the man had paid her $200 upfront for her to perform a “sexy” dance but was disappointed by her appearance and didn’t want her no more . Oh and for the record his mom was there and she was not impressed either!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, Whoops!