Oh for the love of Darwin, a burglar in Romania was so concerned that a noise he heard while robbing a house was another burglar he called police to report it. When police arrived they found no other burglar and arrested the fool. Seems the noise he heard was the family cat.
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A Manchester United fan was so pissed at the referees decision to give star player Nani a red card during the Champions League match against Real Madrid he rang the Nottinghamshire police to report a crime. He told the cops he was disgusted at Turkish referee Cuneyt Cakir for his decision to send-off the midfielder.
Ewh, ewh, ewh, a man rang police after his 57 year old thong wearing neighbor kept exposing his gray haired scrotum. The man and his family (including children) were enjoying themselves at home when the next door neighbor bent down several times on his back deck revealing his “scrotum”. When the man asked the neighbor not to do it as there was children present he said “if you don’t like it call the cops.” Hmm so he did!
Psst You can read the police report and full story here at Off The Beat.