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Not What You Want

Look away loons, this is not pretty. A woman in India thought she was getting a cold after feeling a weird nasal sensation . Off she toddled to the docs who referred her to a hospital to have her nasal cavity flush out. When the discomfort continued she went to another hospital where they performed a nasal endoscopy. It was then that they discovered the culprit. A live roach was living in a space between her eyes and brain. Evidently it had crawled up her nose found a nice little bachelor pad and wasn’t going to leave without a fight. It took 45 minutes to remove the squatter after an epic battle using suction and forceps. I hope they sprayed it good.

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Excuse me waitress but there is a roach in my salad

A waitress at a Chinese restaurant responded to a customers complaint about a roach in his food by promptly picking it up out of his salad and eating it. She then told him “No matter which restaurant you go to, you will always find cockroaches in the food. It is very normal.”  Good to know!!!

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Roaches are Forever

Stan. And you?

Guess what Loons? For a mere 10 bucks The Bronx Zoo will let you name one of their 58,000 hissing roaches. Come on, it’s a Valentine Day promotion and besides, they’re from Madagascar. But wait, there’s more… for an additional $15 you can have a hand painted chocolate roach sent to you with a verification of name certificate. Not sold? Hmm, how’s about for $35 you get to name a roach couple and get two choccy roaches sent? Sheez, tough crowd!

Psst Just in case you change your mind you can purchase them here at The Bronx Zoo.

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