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You Suck As A Superhero

Yeah. NO!

Be kind loons, he’s somebody’s son!  Dale Foughty, a 56 year old sword wielding robber wearing a Spiderman mask, has had his ass kicked by a broom wielding clerk. When Spiderman Dale waltzed into a convience store in North Carolina swinging his sword and demanding money he was promptly poked in the guts with a broom by the clerk. Oh Dale, that’s like a friggin $100,000 bond right there. Bummer.

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You’re Never Too Old

Oh bless, an elderly man with a gun, cane and an oxygen tank attempted to rob a high end clothing store in New York. Despite firing off three shots the man got Jack. As he was shooting at the store manager he was quoted as yelling “You want one? You want another one?”. Despite being a lousy shot  one bullet did manage to pierce eight suits and end up in the pocket of the ninth. The elderly suspect then fled in a black cadillac.

Psst Hmm, Elvis???

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Never Get A Woman To Do A Man’s Job

Oh for goodness sakes lady, if you are going to hold up two Memphis credit unions you are going to have to learn to communicate a whole lot better than that. Some thin, short black or Hispanic woman dressed in dark clothing with a bright red scarf,  failed twice in her attempts to rob the banks. The first attempt failed because the teller couldn’t understand a word she said and when pushed to repeat herself she threw her a hold up note and fled. Next stop another credit union. This time the woman decided to keep her mouth shut which only helped draw attention to herself. After being asked several times by a teller if she needed help she fumbled around in her purse, handed over a note and pulled out a gun. Exit teller and exit lady, who tripped as she ran outside, dropping her gun and no doubt grazing her knees before fleeing in her car.Shame,  I am guessing that’s the last time they’ll be hearing from her…. dumbass.

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