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Is That You Santa?

I’m guessing the Aussie Santa was naughty this year. A post office in Melbourne was robbed by Santa. Yes, he had a red suit and a bushy white beard. The staff intially thought Santa was going to hand out candy but he wanted them to fill his sack full of money. He fled in a Jeep.

Hey Santa,  Rudolph is missing!!!

Sucked in!!!


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Chainsawing Pothead

naked-manAussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi. An Aussie guy cranked up a stolen chainsaw and whacked a flower pot on his head before robbing a 7-Eleven store in Queensland. Unfortunately the buzzing saw wasn’t enough to convince the store employees to hand over money so the dude mooned them and cut up a few display racks before fleeing with a bottle of soda. The police later found him walking down the street.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious

Cab Company 1, Robber 0

taxi 5One more time people, if you rob a cab driver you don’t, and I repeat DON’T, ring the same company back and order another cab 15 hours later because it is highly likely the man behind the wheel will be a cop.Just saying. The cab company suspected the man was the culprit because he requested to be picked up from the same address so they switched the driver with a cop.


Filed under Sore Loser, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

The Moral Of The Story

Man beaten, robbed and left naked on first dateOK loons, I know you hate the whole “moral of the story” thing but please!!! Some dude in Florida got himself beaten to a pulp, robbed and left naked on the side of the road on his first date. Hello, a) you don’t let the woman you met at a convenience store pick you up for the date b) you don’t get in the car if there are two men in the back seat c) for goodness sakes you don’t get out of the car to take a leak when the cars pulls up in a side street. Sheez, can’t imagine what the second date’s going to be like!

Psst The sound you hear is  just me slapping my forehead.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt

Bye Bye Inheritance

Grandson caught robbing grandmother OK, here’s the thing, if you are going to rob a house, make sure it isn’t your grandmother’s place because she is going to damn recognize you when she rips the purple bandana off your face. Just saying. The grandson, who took off with granny’s purse,  was later arrested at his parent’s home, after granny dobbed him in . He told police he and his mates thought it would be the easiest way to get money for a casino trip they were planning. Hmm, Christmas is going to be awkward.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Well I Never


A cross dressing bandit has held up a gas station in Geelong, Melbourne. Police say he was wearing  “fake nails, blue eye shadow, red lipstick and black stockings” and  had “demanded cash and cigarettes in a manly voice.” If you recognize him,  be kind and don’t tease him.



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Didn’t Learn The First Time

You know what I hate? When you get your checkbook stolen by a woman who deliberately bumps into you at a grocery store and then when you stop to ask directions to the police station another friggin thief leans into your car and steals your purse. Damn you all to hell. Poor 72 year old Harriet Sweger did not have a good day

Psst Pennsylvania


Filed under Sore Loser, Well I Never

When the Bough Breaks

And we have a winner for the most stupidest way to rob a 7-eleven store. Stand up and take a bow Michael Zimmerman, because it takes a brave man to use a tree branch. Hmm, a large one at that! Yes, Mr Zimmerman waltzed into the store and demanded money but when he was refused he began whacking the clerk with the branch. Poor guy couldn’t take a break as an off duty policeman saw him being chased by the angry clerk and blocked him as he tried to make his getaway on a motorcycle. Stumped again!

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My, What Strong Teeth You Have

and they aren't even mine!

A big old shout out to the 92 year old man who spent two hours chewing through masking tape after two bastards bound him to a chair and robbed his house.The elderly man let the two men into his house to use the phone after they told him their car had broken down. That’s when they grabbed him and duct him to a chair.The scum got away with $400 in cash and took off in his Ford pickup. I hope there is a special place reserved in hell for people like that.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Friggin Bozo

OK, imagine the worst way to get robbed and then add a clown. Jacqueline Cutright (70) was sitting on the toilet going about her business, when a man wearing a clown mask burst in and demanded money. Cory Buckley allegedly then ransacked the house stole $28 in cash, costume jewelry and then drove off in her 1991 Ford Escort. Now that really is a clown!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!