I’m guessing the Aussie Santa was naughty this year. A post office in Melbourne was robbed by Santa. Yes, he had a red suit and a bushy white beard. The staff intially thought Santa was going to hand out candy but he wanted them to fill his sack full of money. He fled in a Jeep.
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi. An Aussie guy cranked up a stolen chainsaw and whacked a flower pot on his head before robbing a 7-Eleven store in Queensland. Unfortunately the buzzing saw wasn’t enough to convince the store employees to hand over money so the dude mooned them and cut up a few display racks before fleeing with a bottle of soda. The police later found him walking down the street.
One more time people, if you rob a cab driver you don’t, and I repeat DON’T, ring the same company back and order another cab 15 hours later because it is highly likely the man behind the wheel will be a cop.Just saying. The cab company suspected the man was the culprit because he requested to be picked up from the same address so they switched the driver with a cop.
OK loons, I know you hate the whole “moral of the story” thing but please!!! Some dude in Florida got himself beaten to a pulp, robbed and left naked on the side of the road on his first date. Hello, a) you don’t let the woman you met at a convenience store pick you up for the date b) you don’t get in the car if there are two men in the back seat c) for goodness sakes you don’t get out of the car to take a leak when the cars pulls up in a side street. Sheez, can’t imagine what the second date’s going to be like!
Psst The sound you hear is just me slapping my forehead.
OK, here’s the thing, if you are going to rob a house, make sure it isn’t your grandmother’s place because she is going to damn recognize you when she rips the purple bandana off your face. Just saying. The grandson, who took off with granny’s purse, was later arrested at his parent’s home, after granny dobbed him in . He told police he and his mates thought it would be the easiest way to get money for a casino trip they were planning. Hmm, Christmas is going to be awkward.
You know what I hate? When you get your checkbook stolen by a woman who deliberately bumps into you at a grocery store and then when you stop to ask directions to the police station another friggin thief leans into your car and steals your purse. Damn you all to hell. Poor 72 year old Harriet Sweger did not have a good day