Seems muggers are getting rather fussy in the Big Apple. After two armed men robbed a guy in Central Park, taking his a cellphone, a briefcase and a wallet, they paused a second before handing back his phone. Evidently, the outdated 2010 LG Quantum wasn’t good enough for them. Needless to say the victim used his crappy Quantum to ring the police.
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OMG, a pair of bungling burglars who cut themselves on broken glass while ransacking a gym came up with an ingenious idea . After having wrecked the place they returned a short time later with white paint to cover over their blood. Hmm, a nice shade of pink. But anywho, the fools had no idea their antics were being recorded on CCTV footage.
Word of warning to any would-be robbers planning to mug a PJ wearing New Yorker by putting a gun to her head. She is going to cut you down so bad, you won’t have time to scratch them. When the woman snuck out of her NY apartment for a smoke, she sprung two thieves robbing her car . When she confronted them, one placed a gun to her forehead and told her ” I’ll shoot you bitch” . Big mistake. He got this response back … “No, you won’t.” …. followed by…. “It’s not easy to shoot someone. You have to have balls to do that. And you have none.” Ouch. While the mugger processed the insult, one of her friends jumped him. The two were last seen fleeing down the road.
Of all the low down, sneaky tricks, two students from a tech school robbed two men by claiming they were shooting a scene for a new reality show called “You Just Got Robbed.” They put them in headlocks, stole $20 whilst filming it all on a cell phone and then took off. Hmm, seems the sequel is “You Just Got Caught!”
Note to self, never post a big wad of cash on Facebook. A 17 year old girl in Sydney, who was helping her granny count a big pile of cash she had stashed, decided to post a photo of it on Facebook. Enter big bad wolves. Two men, armed with a knife and a wooden club, stormed the teen’s parent’s home that very night demanding the cash. Problem? The teenager didn’t live there and neither did granny. Unfortunately, for the parents they did and had to deal with the thugs. Fail.
Psst Sheez, I hope she friggin defriend the bastards!!!
Attention people, police in Harris County need your help in identifying two robbers. Apparently both were black men but one was wearing SpongeBob Squarepants pajama bottoms and was holding a high powered assault rifle. Yep and they pretty much scared the shit out of two female employees. Sheez, I’d freak too if I saw friggin Spongebob pants (do they even make them for adults?). Anywho, if you think you know them give the cops a buzz, thanks!
Police are looking for two men with a thick layering of spray on tanner who robbed a paintball store at knife point. Dubbed the “spray tan robbers”, the men came in looking all Jersey Shore demanding paintball guns and supplies. They took off in a beat up SUV.
Psst Isn’t that stuff a bitch to get off?
OK robbers, for crying out loud, how many times have I told you, stealing a little girl’s Beanie Babies is no way to go through life…meanies! Scott Napolillo (18) and Sean Knapp (18) got on their bikes and rode to a house in St Cloud to collect a debt. They threatened to stab an unnamed man if he didn’t pay $130. Of course he had no cash, so Napolillo ransacked the house, packing a black bag with 13 AA batteries, 9 Nintendo video games, 6 Beanie Babies, a souvenir baseball bat and a cell phone (and a partridge in a pear tree!!!). Police later spied the two as they rode their bikes against traffic and cut off a car. When confronted about the content of the bag they told police they were items to settle a debt but the victim later told police the Beanie Babies and the Nintendo games belonged to his 7 year old sister.